"Do you love Country and Southern Rock music? Do your jeans have holes in them because you wear them and not because you bought them that way? Would you rather serve a bourbon or beer than make a martini? Do you have a HUGE personality and great wit?" These are questions from a recent Craigslist ad that reveals LoDo's latest project — Lil & Lou's Wreck, right next to Maloney's Tavern on 14th and Market Street. Manager Samer Homsi tells Eater that "the real deal," Coyote Ugly-like country bar is an extension of Maloney's and strives to be LoDo's hottest party destination. Here's a description of the place, courtesy of the other Wreck in Tuscan, AZ.:
The Wreck is a true representation of a Southern bar that blends Country and Southern Rock. The girls at The Wreck are hot and always out to have a good time but they don’t like having fun alone so don’t be surprised if they ask you to join in the party! The Wreck guests don’t drink martini’s – they drink beer and bourbon; the stuff they were raised on. No need for the good stuff; the cheap stuff does the job – as long as a hot girl is pouring it. We get on the bar to pour shots and when the music inspires us; but we also get up there to tell you a little bit about how we feel and what we think so be prepared – we have an opinion. Everyone is welcome at The Wreck – wranglers, athletes, wallstreeters and everyone in between; brought together by the love of great music, drinking beer and having the kind of good time you can only find at this bar.
Look for this anti-martini, boot scootin' LoDo shitshow August 2nd. Oh, and if anyone is in need of a job, Craigslist says hiring starts this weekend.