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We've scanned the peaks and valleys of Craigslist so you don't have to. Perhaps your star-crossed lover awaits you in cyberspace.
ST. MARK'S CAFE: AN ODE TO YOUR BEAUTY
St. Mark's Cafe, Monday afternoon - m4w (Denver): "Saw you today at St Mark's Coffee Shop, early afternoon. You had on purplish slacks and a cream colored top- and you looked amazing. You kept pulling your dark hair back in a ponytail, and quite frankly, it was incredibly alluring. You were alternating between working on your laptop and reading a book- and we kept locking eyes. I mean, as in soul searching eye contact where it's hard to pull away. You are honestly one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and your gaze is quite unnerving. I was star struck and probably acting like a deer in the headlights. But I can't get you out of my mind and this doesn't ever happen to me. Just wish I'd smiled or said something, no matter how seemingly mundane. Since the chance of you reading this is almost null, let this serve as an ode to your beauty."
ITALIAN EATERY ON 6TH: SWITCHING TEAMS
Waiter- Italian Restaurant - m4m (6th Ave): "I have eaten at this restaurant several times and for the last few you have been my waiter on the patio (as you were today). You are SOOOOO sexy...... I would love to find out what team you are on.... hit me up and hopefully we can explore this further. I'm in my 40s and a professional. Can't stop thinking about you."
KT'S BBQ: BARBECUE BABE
KT's BBQ Brunette - m4w (KT's BBQ): "To the attractive tall brunette wearing glasses on a lunch date with the struggling asian guy, i saw you making eyes at me repeatedly and the smile and the wink made my lunch. When you're ready to go on a lunch date with a real man you'll be able to reply with what i was wearing. All i can say is you can sure do better than that dweeb."
EINSTEIN'S BAGEL: TATTED BEAUTY
Einstein Bagels, hot tattoo - w4m (6th & Wads): I commented that I love your tattoo. You're super hot. Just sayin'. If you remember, write me back and say what the tattoo is. :)
MILK UNIQUELY DRESSED
danced at Milk - m4w (milk Bar): "We danced tonight (Saturday) at Milk Bar.
i think you might have been with someone, but I'm not sure.
I was dressed VERY unique. Tell me what I was wearing and your name. (you told me it)."